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Retard Babble/RyanTheInkling

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5-22-2022 (RYAN GETTING MAD OVER A WIKI PAGE AND MAKING A FAKE REPORT)

Dartz: Ryan, I just saw your report.

I am shocked and appalled by all of these horrific actions my users have been performing on you. Truly, I think an investigation needs to be conducted. The act of calling you an Albanian is one of the most horrific accusations I've ever seen in my life. I think it's also appalling that someone said you crashed multiple planes - despite you never owning a pilots license! There are some really sick people in this world.

But I do have a couple of questions to ask. I'm but a clueless American, so I really have no idea how things work up north. Is it really illegal to call somebody an Albanian up there? If I may ask, what's the reason for that? Do Albanians and Canadians have bad historical relations? I'm no expert on geopolitics, but I don't recall those two ever getting into any sort of conflict, but maybe you can educate me on that matter.

I'm also shocked at your statements of a pyramid scheme going on that I wasn't aware about. If I may ask, what did the pyramid scheme involve? Did you lose any money in your initial investment? Who was behind it, and what did they promote? Pyramid schemes are very serious and illegal financial crimes, so I need to get to the bottom of that ASAP. Do let me know when you're available. Thanks.