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| THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE MENTALLY DERANGED ADAPTER (AND SHUT THE FUCK YOU ARE UNBEARABLE HTF (.cab file probably constantly rants about how iphones have a lack of features, then say that "apple is copying android" when they add more features ;), HE HAS GENUINE DOWN SYNDROME, DO NOT READ HIS SCHIZOPHRENIC FUELED SPERGING AND INSTEAD READ [[HiAsm/Comparing_HiAsm_with_other_things|AN ACTUAL DISSERTATION THAT ISN'T WRITTEN BY A FAKE COMPUTER PARASITE]]
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| | HiAsm is a shitty IDE- err, I mean, """""""""""""""""""""""""programming language""""""""""""""""""""""""" that is literally just [[Scratch|the other autism]] but with a so called "old-school" look and apparently it builds whole executables (citation needed) |
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| | It was neglected by its creator and is no longer received updates. And the ""community"" consisting of a couple of dumbasses on the so called forums and [[User:Shitscop more like fuck|and this crackhead that barely uses it anymore]] is dead. |
| SHITTY RUSSIAN """"""IDE""""""""" CAB SHILLS AND MASTURBATES TO ON A DAILY BASIS
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| IT SUCKS SO BAD IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PROPER ENGLISH TRANSLATION
| | It has an online version that sucks 10 times more. |
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| WHY DOES A WINDOWS 96 PACK FOR THIS SHIT EXIST JUST LEARN JAVASCRIPT YOU FUCKS JUST READ [https://devdocs.windows96.net/ THIS FUCKING DOCUMENTATION] AND [https://apidocs.windows96.net/ THIS ONE TOO]
| | ==See also== |
| | | * [[Algorithm 2|One thing worse than HiAsm]] |
| THIS SOFTWARE IS ALSO DEEMED UNSAFE BY YOUSELF.
| | * [[HiAsm/Comparing HiAsm with other things|Comparing it with other things]] |
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| [[Autism|CAB FILE]] VERY UNSAFE | |
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| EGYPT FOREVAAAAAA!!!!!
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| Error while calculating how bad the IDE is! Reason: Integer overflow. Also it errored before it got into the negatives so yeah.
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| .cab file mental birth year was the year after the classic Roblox UI (2010), meaning that he was mentally born in 2011.
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| == What the average hiasm shill says ==
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| *BAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*. Oh 'scuse me sir! Anyway I made this program utilizing HiAsm, a program for newbies who want to start making Microsoft Windows programs without actually typing in on a keyboard on all times and reduces hands fatigue. I used the Pascal pack and since the official builds use Delphi 7, I can run my program as low as Windows 95 with no trouble. I can also port my Microsoft Windows program to Windows CE and Mobile with just 20-30 clicks! Isn't that cool? | |
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| == Also what the average hiasm shill says ==
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| DID YOU KNOW THAT I MADE THIS SOFTWARE WITH HIASM WHICH IS A PROGRAM THAT CAN BE USED BY NEWBIES WHO WANT TO START MAKING WINDOWS SOFTWARE WITHOUT TYPING ON A KEEEBOARD????? YEAH AND I HAVE A WINDOWS PHONE ISNT THAT COOL?????? I CAN PORT MY PROGRAMS TO WINDOWS CE WITH JUST 20 TO FUCKING 30 CLICKS
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| AWOGLET ASS!!!!!!
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| == Please visit these epik hiasm websitez ==
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| [https://hiasmsucks.holynetworkadapter.fun LIKE THIS ONE]
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HiAsm is a shitty IDE- err, I mean, """""""""""""""""""""""""programming language""""""""""""""""""""""""" that is literally just the other autism but with a so called "old-school" look and apparently it builds whole executables (citation needed)
It was neglected by its creator and is no longer received updates. And the ""community"" consisting of a couple of dumbasses on the so called forums and and this crackhead that barely uses it anymore is dead.
It has an online version that sucks 10 times more.
See also