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'''Ekoserin''' is quite literally a miracle of science. He is an unbelievably huge faggot, [[forkie]], and has all the traits of a faggot: a brony, a zoophile, a weeaboo, but none of those are even remotely worse than the fact that he is literally a '''''pedophile''''' (!!!). His hero is Jared Fogle, and he masturbates unhealthly frequently to things like child pornography, loli, and Boku no Pico. He's so proud of this fact, that he literally declares himself to be the "'''''Kiddie Wizard'''''" (no, we are not making this up). He tried to erase his existence from the internet, but was quickly found again because he used the same account - just changed his profile name. ''lol'' | '''Ekoserin''' is quite literally a miracle of science. He is an unbelievably huge faggot, [[forkie]], and has all the traits of a faggot: a brony, a zoophile, a weeaboo, but none of those are even remotely worse than the fact that he is literally a '''''pedophile''''' (!!!). His hero is Jared Fogle, and he masturbates unhealthly frequently to things like child pornography, loli, and Boku no Pico. He's so proud of this fact, that he literally declares himself to be the "'''''Kiddie Wizard'''''" (no, we are not making this up). He tried to erase his existence from the internet, but was quickly found again because he used the same account - just changed his profile name. ''lol'' | ||
[[Image:ekoserin.png|thumb|Ekoserin approves of child brides.]] | [[Image:ekoserin.png|thumb|Ekoserin approves of child brides.]] | ||
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==He's mad lol== | ==He's mad lol== | ||
It finally happened. On October 1st, 2016, Ekoserin uploaded CP to pomf cat and loaded it onto the VM. He seemed pretty proud of his achievement, zooming into it and switch user'ding anyone who was attempting to use the VM. Eventually however he lost the war, and CHOCOTHING was ran. In extreme anger and retaliation he vandalized the [[CHOCOLATEMAN]] article like a retard, not realizing his IP was logged. Now it's all over, and the police shall know of his crimes soon. | It finally happened. On October 1st, 2016, Ekoserin uploaded CP to pomf cat and loaded it onto the VM. He seemed pretty proud of his achievement, zooming into it and switch user'ding anyone who was attempting to use the VM. Eventually however he lost the war, and CHOCOTHING was ran. In extreme anger and retaliation he vandalized the [[CollabVM Wikia/CHOCOLATEMAN|CHOCOLATEMAN]] article like a retard, not realizing his IP was logged. Now it's all over, and the police shall know of his crimes soon. | ||
And before he screams that he was using a VPN, all the FBI has to do is contact the VPN provider (which is undoubtedly based in North America) and ask "hey who was on collabvm wikia and computernewb at 3 pm" and its all over. It is a federal crime to refuse to assist the FBI should they request if you are in the United States, so Ekoserin is fucking toast. Hasta la vista, pedoserin! | And before he screams that he was using a VPN, all the FBI has to do is contact the VPN provider (which is undoubtedly based in North America) and ask "hey who was on collabvm wikia and computernewb at 3 pm" and its all over. It is a federal crime to refuse to assist the FBI should they request if you are in the United States, so Ekoserin is fucking toast. Hasta la vista, pedoserin! | ||
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==Website with facts== | ==Website with facts== | ||
*http://ekoserin.tripod.com/ | *http://ekoserin.tripod.com/ | ||