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~~THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE MENTALLY DERANGED ADAPTER~~, ~~HE HAS GENUINE DOWN SYNDROME~~, ~~DO NOT READ HIS SCHIZOPHRENIC FUELED SPERGING AND INSTEAD READ~~ [[~~HiAsm/Comparing_HiAsm_with_other_things~~|~~AN ACTUAL DISSERTATION THAT ISN'T WRITTEN BY A FAKE COMPUTER PARASITE~~]]

HiAsm is a shitty IDE- err, I mean, """""""""""""""""""""""""programming language""""""""""""""""""""""""" that is literally just [[Scratch|the other autism]] but with a so called "old-school" look and apparently it builds whole executables (citation needed)

~~<s>~~

It was neglected by its creator and is no longer received updates. And the ""community"" consisting of a couple of dumbasses on the so called forums and [[User:Shitscop more like fuck|and this crackhead that barely uses it anymore]] is dead.

~~SHITTY RUSSIAN~~ """"~~""IDE""""""""" CAB SHILLS AND MASTURBATES TO ON A DAILY BASIS~~

~~>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]~~

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~~IT SUCKS SO BAD IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PROPER ENGLISH TRANSLATION~~

~~WHY DOES A WINDOWS 96 PACK FOR THIS SHIT EXIST JUST LEARN JAVASCRIPT YOU FUCKS JUST READ [https://devdocs~~.~~windows96.net/ THIS FUCKING DOCUMENTATION] AND [https://apidocs.windows96.net/ THIS ONE TOO]~~

It has an online version that sucks 10 times more.

~~THIS SOFTWARE IS ALSO DEEMED UNSAFE BY YOUSELF.~~

==See also==

* [[Algorithm 2|One thing worse than HiAsm]]

[[~~Autism~~|~~CAB FILE~~]] ~~VERY UNSAFE~~

* [[HiAsm/Comparing HiAsm with other things|Comparing it with other things]]

~~EGYPT FOREVAAAAAA!!!!!~~

~~Error while calculating how bad the IDE is! Reason: Integer overflow. Also it errored before it got into the negatives so yeah.~~

~~== What the average hiasm shill says ==~~

*~~BAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*. Oh 'scuse me sir! Anyway I made this program utilizing~~ HiAsm, a program for newbies who want to start making Microsoft Windows programs without actually typing in on a keyboard on all times and reduces hands fatigue. I used the Pascal pack and since the official builds use Delphi 7, I can run my program as low as Windows 95 with ~~no trouble. I can also port my Microsoft Windows program to Windows CE and Mobile~~ with ~~just 20-30 clicks! Isn't that cool?~~

~~== Please visit these epik hiasm websitez ==~~

~~[https://hiasmsucks.holynetworkadapter.fun LIKE THIS ONE~~]

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-THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE MENTALLY DERANGED ADAPTER, HE HAS GENUINE DOWN SYNDROME, DO NOT READ HIS SCHIZOPHRENIC FUELED SPERGING AND INSTEAD READ [[HiAsm/Comparing_HiAsm_with_other_things|AN ACTUAL DISSERTATION THAT ISN'T WRITTEN BY A FAKE COMPUTER PARASITE]]
+{{DISPLAYTITLE:HiPleaseBePatientIHaveAutism}}
+HiAsm is a shitty IDE- err, I mean, """""""""""""""""""""""""programming language""""""""""""""""""""""""" that is literally just [[Scratch|the other autism]] but with a so called "old-school" look and apparently it builds whole executables (citation needed)
-<s>
+It was neglected by its creator and is no longer received updates. And the ""community"" consisting of a couple of dumbasses on the so called forums and [[User:Shitscop more like fuck|and this crackhead that barely uses it anymore]] is dead.
-SHITTY RUSSIAN """"""IDE""""""""" CAB SHILLS AND MASTURBATES TO ON A DAILY BASIS
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-IT SUCKS SO BAD IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PROPER ENGLISH TRANSLATION
-WHY DOES A WINDOWS 96 PACK FOR THIS SHIT EXIST JUST LEARN JAVASCRIPT YOU FUCKS JUST READ [https://devdocs.windows96.net/ THIS FUCKING DOCUMENTATION] AND [https://apidocs.windows96.net/ THIS ONE TOO]
+It has an online version that sucks 10 times more.
-THIS SOFTWARE IS ALSO DEEMED UNSAFE BY YOUSELF.
+==See also==
+* [[Algorithm 2|One thing worse than HiAsm]]
-[[Autism|CAB FILE]] VERY UNSAFE
+* [[HiAsm/Comparing HiAsm with other things|Comparing it with other things]]
-EGYPT FOREVAAAAAA!!!!!
-Error while calculating how bad the IDE is! Reason: Integer overflow. Also it errored before it got into the negatives so yeah.
-== What the average hiasm shill says ==
-*BAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*. Oh 'scuse me sir! Anyway I made this program utilizing HiAsm, a program for newbies who want to start making Microsoft Windows programs without actually typing in on a keyboard on all times and reduces hands fatigue. I used the Pascal pack and since the official builds use Delphi 7, I can run my program as low as Windows 95 with no trouble. I can also port my Microsoft Windows program to Windows CE and Mobile with just 20-30 clicks! Isn't that cool?
-== Please visit these epik hiasm websitez ==
-[https://hiasmsucks.holynetworkadapter.fun LIKE THIS ONE]
-</s>