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| [[File:Hl.png|thumb|The logo.]]
| | <h1 id="firstHeading" class="firstHeading">I have a prolapsed anus!</h1> |
| '''Half Life''' is a game where you shoot things.<br>
| | <span style="font-size: 500%;">I hope ten million dicks get shoved deep in my ass!</span> |
| Released in 1998, it has received Overwhelmingly Positive reviews on steam by the years.
| | {{Vandalizer}} {{Turbo-Autism}} |
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| It also has a port to the source engine, BUT IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!
| | <span style="font-size: 250%;">I want Chuck Norris to goatse my asshole with his dick so hard that I shit out blood!</span> |
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| == System Requirements ==
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| === Minimum ===
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| PC: Windows 98/2000 or above??<br>
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| Graphics: Anything that can handle GoldSrc's old visuals, as long as it’s 32mb+<br>
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| Processor: 500 MHZ<br>
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| You also need a mouse and a keyboard. Obviously.
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| === Recommended === | |
| PC: Windows XP or above<br>
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| Graphics: 32mb+, come on man it's not that hard..<br>
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| Processor: 800 MHZ<br>
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| You still need a mouse and keyboard.
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| == Sequel ==
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| There is a sequel named half life 2.<br>
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| It's really popular, has good reviews and has a funny physics engine (source.)
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| Also, Dr. Kleiner says "Oh fiddlesticks, what now?" when a sound effect can't be found.
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| == Demo ==
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| There's a demo named "Half Life Day One".
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| You can get it [https://www.moddb.com/downloads/half-life-day-one1 on mod DB.]<br>
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| This demo is commonly run on the CVMs BY ME!!!!!!! (bruhfromcollabvm)<br>
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| It somehow got leaked years ago, and became a very talked about game before the full game even released.
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| == HOLY CRAP!!! A GAME WHERE YOU CAN SHOOT THINGS?? ==
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| Yep, that’s half life for ya.<br>
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| Go buy it at [https://store.steampowered.com/app/70/HalfLife/ steam.]
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