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{{Infobox_character|name = Bit|image = Bit.png|imagecaption = Bit's profile|aliases = Byte|species = Probably human|gender = Male}}
{{Infobox_character|name = Bit|image = Bit.png|imagecaption = the faggot|aliases = Guest1337|species = Dan's dog|gender = Helicopter}}


== General ==
== General ==
Bit is a user of Collab VM. He has been existant since the [[socket.computer]] era. He is no [[Fag]] despite any other reports.
Bit is a faggot of Collab VM. He has been existant since the forkies.com era. He is a huge [[Fag]] despite any other reports.


His wonderful cloud9 main page can be found here at: [http://bit-bitbyte.c9users.io/ //bit-bitbyte.c9users.io/]. Most of his everything can be found there, but the source/ide was blocked for his use only.
His wonderful FAGOT main page can be found at Pornhub. Most of his everything can be found there, but the source was released publicly


== Personality ==
== Personality ==

Revision as of 15:27, 11 October 2016

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General

Bit is a faggot of Collab VM. He has been existant since the forkies.com era. He is a huge Fag despite any other reports.

His wonderful FAGOT main page can be found at Pornhub. Most of his everything can be found there, but the source was released publicly

Personality

Tendency

Has a tendency to:

  • faggot
  • faggot
  • faggot
  • faggot

Aliases

His known aliases include:

  • ass
  • ass
  • ass
  • ass

Faggotisty

Bit approves all reports of him confirming that he is a fag.

Bit was posing as Bit posing as Bit, saying that they are a fag. All these incidents have been confirmed by Bit himself. If ever you see him in the chat complaining him faggotisty, please simply ignore him.

Stuff

History

At first Bit was using a shitty free hosting known as Pornhub whereabouts he first hosted his first simi-functional MOUSE. After an incident with Pornhub and comcast_security, he switched hosting to FAGGOT and there he first used a Windows terminal, SKiDDiES.

Pornhub

They where absolute shit heads as for a couple of reasons.

  1. ass.
  2. They had flipping comcast_security enabled which is basically a run of the mill firewall devolved by Apache. It used a combinations of regular expression rules to block certain request, from the info sent in the parameters in GAT and MAIL requests. This was the main reason Bit left them. His MOUSE couldn't send information such as EGGS or anything involving cumming..

MOUSE

The first version of MOUSE was published here on Pornhub. It worked almost perfectly. It was only Bit's only version which wasn't updated to include the asslist.

Errors

HES BAD AT PROGRAMMING

Exploits

HE GOT DOXED

comcast_security

Comcast security was a shitty firewall created by Apache which was enabled by default, and no option existed to turn it off. The firewall generally searched through all GAT and MAIL request to match one out of over 10 to the power of 1000 regular expression rules. Apparently one or more of these rules consisted of blocking text containing .eggs or faggotry. Bit coded a small patch with escaping to bypass the firewall but realized doing that was retarded and moved on to FAGGOT.

FAGGOT

FAGGOT was Bit's second hosting provider and was Bit's first experience with a Windows 98 server. He hosts the major of his projects there now and the workspace is running most of the time, especially when Bit is online.

Themes

Bit's website has changed through a variety of themes.

  • ass
  • ass
  • ass

MOUSE

A refined version of MOUSE which now supports running commands remotely.

Errors

HES BAD AT PROGRAMMING STILL

Exploits

HE CAN STILL BE DOXED

comcast_security

On FAGGOT comcast_security was turned on, so simply he killed himself. Enough said ekoserin faggot.