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~~<h1 id=~~"~~firstHeading~~" ~~class=~~"~~firstHeading~~">~~I have a prolapsed anus!</h1~~>

SHITTY RUSSIAN """"""IDE""""""""" CAB SHILLS AND MASTURBATES TO ON A DAILY BASIS

~~<span style="font-size: 500%;"~~>~~I hope ten million dicks get shoved deep in my ass!</span~~>

>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]

~~{{Vandalizer}} {{Turbo-Autism}}~~

~~<span style~~=~~"font-size: 250%;">~~I want ~~Chuck Norris~~ to ~~goatse~~ my ~~asshole~~ with ~~his dick so hard that~~ I ~~shit out blood~~!~~</span>~~

IT SUCKS SO BAD IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PROPER ENGLISH TRANSLATION

WHY DOES A WINDOWS 96 PACK FOR THIS SHIT EXIST JUST LEARN JAVASCRIPT YOU FUCKS JUST READ [https://devdocs.windows96.net/ THIS FUCKING DOCUMENTATION] AND [https://apidocs.windows96.net/ THIS ONE TOO]

THIS SOFTWARE IS ALSO DEEMED UNSAFE BY YOUSELF.

[[Autism|CAB FILE]] VERY UNSAFE

EGYPT FOREVAAAAAA!!!!!

== What the average hiasm shill says ==

*BAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*. Oh 'scuse me sir! Anyway I made this program utilizing HiAsm, a program for newbies who want to start making Microsoft Windows programs without actually typing in on a keyboard on all times and reduces hands fatigue. I used the Pascal pack and since the official builds use Delphi 7, I can run my program as low as Windows 95 with no trouble. I can also port my Microsoft Windows program to Windows CE and Mobile with just 20-30 clicks! Isn't that cool?

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-<h1 id="firstHeading" class="firstHeading">I have a prolapsed anus!</h1>
+SHITTY RUSSIAN """"""IDE""""""""" CAB SHILLS AND MASTURBATES TO ON A DAILY BASIS
-<span style="font-size: 500%;">I hope ten million dicks get shoved deep in my ass!</span>
+>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]
-{{Vandalizer}} {{Turbo-Autism}}
+>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]>[[Scratch|BLOCK CODING]]
-<span style="font-size: 250%;">I want Chuck Norris to goatse my asshole with his dick so hard that I shit out blood!</span>
+IT SUCKS SO BAD IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PROPER ENGLISH TRANSLATION
+WHY DOES A WINDOWS 96 PACK FOR THIS SHIT EXIST JUST LEARN JAVASCRIPT YOU FUCKS JUST READ [https://devdocs.windows96.net/ THIS FUCKING DOCUMENTATION] AND [https://apidocs.windows96.net/ THIS ONE TOO]
+THIS SOFTWARE IS ALSO DEEMED UNSAFE BY YOUSELF.
+[[Autism|CAB FILE]] VERY UNSAFE
+EGYPT FOREVAAAAAA!!!!!
+== What the average hiasm shill says ==
+*BAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*. Oh 'scuse me sir! Anyway I made this program utilizing HiAsm, a program for newbies who want to start making Microsoft Windows programs without actually typing in on a keyboard on all times and reduces hands fatigue. I used the Pascal pack and since the official builds use Delphi 7, I can run my program as low as Windows 95 with no trouble. I can also port my Microsoft Windows program to Windows CE and Mobile with just 20-30 clicks! Isn't that cool?