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+==Doin Your Mom (WITH LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!)==
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
+You know we straight with doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
+You know we straight with doin your mom
+I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
+I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
+Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
+But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
+I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
+She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
+Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
+So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
+I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
+I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
+She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
+How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
+Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
+She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
+Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
+To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
+You know we straight with doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
+You know we straight with doin your mom
+I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
+You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
+We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
+She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
+But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
+Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
+And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
+But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
+She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
+Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
+She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
+She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
+She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
+I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
+I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
+Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
+You know we straight with doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
+You know we straight with doin your mom
+I'm havin sex with your mother
+That makes me better than you.
+I'm havin sex with your mother
+That makes me better than you.
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
+You know we straight with doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin your mom doin doin your mom
+Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
+You know we straight with doin your mom