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| This is a list of funny quotes from collab vm users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!
| | <h1 id="firstHeading" class="firstHeading">I have a prolapsed anus!</h1> |
| | <span style="font-size: 500%;">I hope ten million dicks get shoved deep in my ass!</span> |
| | {{Vandalizer}} {{Turbo-Autism}} |
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| Day of CHOCOLATEMAN playing on CollabVM:
| | <span style="font-size: 250%;">I want Chuck Norris to goatse my asshole with his dick so hard that I shit out blood!</span> |
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: DOUBLE CLICK THE 2
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2
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| * [[Wulf715]]: AHHA
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: FUCK
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| * [[Keurig]]: welpers
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: put the jack
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: on the queen
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| * [[Wulf715]]: sorry
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: its kay friend
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: not that one
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: the other one
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| * [[Wulf715]]: ok
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| * [[Wulf715]]: getting an iso on here
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: i used to play this game like a religion
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: so i know pretty much how to win it always
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| Ordinary Day of when CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitare on Experimental:
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: FUUUUUUCK
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: 9 OF DIAMONDS
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: HISTORY
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: QUEEN OF HEARTS
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: NOPE
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: 6 OF DIAMONDS
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: YOU WISH
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: 10 OF SPADES
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: NEYET
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: JACK OF CLUBS
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: OVER
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: KING OF DIAMONDS
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: QUEEN OF SPADES
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: USELESS
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: there
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: I WIN
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]: WIN1!!11!!!
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| Something:
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic
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| * [[guest1337]]▸Same thing with Splatoon
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| * [[guest1337]]▸It's like a great creative shooting game
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| * [[guest1337]]▸but the fanbase is like
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| * [[guest1337]]▸PORN
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| * [[guest1337]]▸MORE PORN
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| * [[guest1337]]▸PORN
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| * [[guest1337]]▸YAY
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| * [[guest1337]]▸PORN
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| RJLPranks vista upgrader:
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸oh noes
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸it didnt cancel!!!
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]▸lmao
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]▸nearly 10 years before
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| About to win solitaire game:
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]▸so dont fuggle me plz
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸k
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| * [[Ruiner Of Solitaire]]▸Well fuggle my huggle!
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸oh no
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸no no
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸fuck you
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]▸who did that
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]▸you homos
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸Ruiner of Solitaire
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸that son of a bitch
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]▸woww
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| * [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]▸way to suck dick
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| [[Technoturnovers]] writes a [[LoveEevee]] and [[FluffyVulpix]] copypasta:
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸here is the copypasta
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸where is [[guest1337|1337]]?
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸hey [[guest1337|1337]] have you read the copypasta
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| * [[LoveEevee]]▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS
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| * [[LoveEevee]]▸honestly that is 100% true
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| [[CtrlAltDel|Ctrl]] admits he is a shithead:
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸stop being a shithead [[CtrlAltDel|ctrl]]
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| * [[CtrlAltDel|Ctrl]]▸Or what
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| * [[CtrlAltDel|Ctrl]]▸You'll ignore me?
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| * The vote to reset the VM has lost.
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| * [[Technoturnovers]]▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right?
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| * [[LoveEevee]]▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago
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| * [[CtrlAltDel|Ctrl]]▸Like I care lol
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THIS PERSON HAS FUCKING TURBO AUTISM!!!! WHAT A NIGGER