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| {{DISPLAYTITLE:socket.computer}} | | <h1 id="firstHeading" class="firstHeading">I have a prolapsed anus!</h1> |
| '''''EDIT: LOL SOCKET.COMPUTER FUCKING BROKE RIP'''''
| | <span style="font-size: 500%;">I hope ten million dicks get shoved deep in my ass!</span> |
| | {{Vandalizer}} {{Turbo-Autism}} |
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| '''''EDIT2: NVM ITS BACK NIGGAS'''''
| | <span style="font-size: 250%;">I want Chuck Norris to goatse my asshole with his dick so hard that I shit out blood!</span> |
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| '''''EDIT3: its fucked its over'''''
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| <span style="font-style:italic;font-weight:bold;">EDIT4: its back, let's countdown and see how long it takes to break again</span> | |
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| <span style="font-style:italic;font-weight:bold;">EDIT5: its fucking over, it took 33 days to break again. now lets see how long it takes to come back</span>
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| '''''socket.computer''''' is a shitty website that was the base for [[CollabVM]] for a short time before moving to a custom engine. ''socket.computer'' and CollabVM are similar. They both feature a controllable virtual machine that can be taken control of for a specified amount of time. Since September 2015 it has been restoring to a broken snapshot. Fucking ''wow''.
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| ''HEY EVERYONE ITS THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE BROKEN SNAPSHOT! FOR LITERALLY ONE YEAR IT HAS BEEN RESTORING TO A BROKEN SNAPSHOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RAUCHG''
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| ==Differences between socket.computer and Collab VM==
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| *''socket.computer'' doesn't have a chat.
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| *''socket.computer'' lags like fuck when you drag a window around or when you click and drag anywhere on the desktop.
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| *Any Command Prompt window will glitch out whenever you run the command <code>dir</code> or <code>tree.</code>
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| *''socket.computer'' has a bunch of faggots who only come once as opposed to a bunch of faggots who come every day.
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| *''socket.computer'' is filled with huge douchebags who go out of there WAY to delete and close your shit for no reason. So, CollabVM is funner to fuck with.
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| *''socket.computer'' resets every 15 minutes as opposed to whenever the VM breaks
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| *''socket.computer'' runs Windows XP instead of Tiny7.
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| *''socket.computer'' is especially fun because it has an exploit that allows you to send commands. It's really funny to confuse the fuck out of people with them.
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| *''socket.computer'' is slow as fuck
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| *''socket.computer'' is hacked by [https://github.com/nucular nucular@github] at [http://nucular.github.io/stuff/altcollab his github].
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| ==External links==
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| *[http://socket.computer/ socket.computer website]
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THIS PERSON HAS FUCKING TURBO AUTISM!!!! WHAT A NIGGER