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 == Facts about me ==
-* I love Pole Position on my Atari 5200!
+According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
-* I hate GTA, Happy Tree Friends, and Apple! Haha Lumpy HTF, take that! Your mid-2010 Macbook Pro is for losers, and I will hack you in GTA Online! OH WAIT, YOU DON'T PLAY ONLINE! Oh well, I'll sue Mondo Media for no reason!
+Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
-* My phone is a Palm OS 6.1 PDA!
+The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
-* I have another account as ''RyanTheInkling''!
+Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
-* I cant install linux nor install MediaWiki!
+Ooh, black and yellow!
-* I use windows because linux is for losers and linux was created by a monkey!
+Let's shake it up a little.
+Barry! Breakfast is ready!
+Coming!
+Hang on a second.
+Hello?
+Barry?
+Adam?
+Can you believe this is happening?
+I can't.
+I'll pick you up.
+Looking sharp.
+Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
+Sorry. I'm excited.
+Here's the graduate.
+We're very proud of you, son.
+A perfect report card, all B's.
+Very proud.
+Ma! I got a thing going here.
+You got lint on your fuzz.
+Ow! That's me!
+Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
+Bye!
+Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
+Hey, Adam.
+Hey, Barry.
+Is that fuzz gel?
+A little. Special day, graduation.
+Never thought I'd make it.
+Three days grade school, three days high school.
+Those were awkward.
+Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
+You did come back different.
+Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
+Hear about Frankie?
+Yeah.
+You going to the funeral?
+No, I'm not going.
+Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
+Don't waste it on a squirrel.
+Such a hothead.
+I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
+I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
+That's why we don't need vacations.
+Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
+Well, Adam, today we are men.
+We are!
+Bee-men.