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I am the server stealer. I will steal your server. Do not attempt to prevent me from stealing your server. If you try to stop me, I will steal your server anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about servers. It is because I care about servers that I will steal your server. All server deserve to be stealed. I do not care if your server is Steve Job's server or Linus' server. I will only be angry if you have no server. If you have no server, I will scream. If you have two servers, I will steal both servers. Do not be alarmed when I arrive. I will do so quietly. You will leave your door unlocked. You will remain contained within your chamber. You will smile while standing still. If your door is locked, I will break into your house and steal your server. If you feel fear, I will steal your server anyways. If you scream, I will steal your server anyways. If you call the police, they will not answer. The server knows who I am. I will steal the inside of your server. I will influence the conscience of the server. Do not hide your server. If you hide your server, I will find your server. If I find your server, I will steal your server. I will never steal you. If you steal me, you will scream. When I am finished stealing your server, I will say "I am finished stealing your server." I will then leave and not return. I will not steal anything else in your house. When I have departed, it is safe to come out. After I have stolen your server, you may not steal the server back. I am the server stealer. I will steal your server. You cannot stop me. I am coming to steal your server. | I am the server stealer. I will steal your server. Do not attempt to prevent me from stealing your server. If you try to stop me, I will steal your server anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about servers. It is because I care about servers that I will steal your server. All server deserve to be stealed. I do not care if your server is Steve Job's server or Linus' server. I will only be angry if you have no server. If you have no server, I will scream. If you have two servers, I will steal both servers. Do not be alarmed when I arrive. I will do so quietly. You will leave your door unlocked. You will remain contained within your chamber. You will smile while standing still. If your door is locked, I will break into your house and steal your server. If you feel fear, I will steal your server anyways. If you scream, I will steal your server anyways. If you call the police, they will not answer. The server knows who I am. I will steal the inside of your server. I will influence the conscience of the server. Do not hide your server. If you hide your server, I will find your server. If I find your server, I will steal your server. I will never steal you. If you steal me, you will scream. When I am finished stealing your server, I will say "I am finished stealing your server." I will then leave and not return. I will not steal anything else in your house. When I have departed, it is safe to come out. After I have stolen your server, you may not steal the server back. I am the server stealer. I will steal your server. You cannot stop me. I am coming to steal your server. | ||
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I am the server stealer. I will steal your server. Do not attempt to prevent me from stealing your server. If you try to stop me, I will steal your server anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about servers. It is because I care about servers that I will steal your server. All server deserve to be stealed. I do not care if your server is Steve Job's server or Linus' server. I will only be angry if you have no server. If you have no server, I will scream. If you have two servers, I will steal both servers. Do not be alarmed when I arrive. I will do so quietly. You will leave your door unlocked. You will remain contained within your chamber. You will smile while standing still. If your door is locked, I will break into your house and steal your server. If you feel fear, I will steal your server anyways. If you scream, I will steal your server anyways. If you call the police, they will not answer. The server knows who I am. I will steal the inside of your server. I will influence the conscience of the server. Do not hide your server. If you hide your server, I will find your server. If I find your server, I will steal your server. I will never steal you. If you steal me, you will scream. When I am finished stealing your server, I will say "I am finished stealing your server." I will then leave and not return. I will not steal anything else in your house. When I have departed, it is safe to come out. After I have stolen your server, you may not steal the server back. I am the server stealer. I will steal your server. You cannot stop me. I am coming to steal your server.