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CHOCOTHING (alternatively: Chocothing, CHOCOHTHING.EXE, or just Cock Blocker) is a program made by CHOCOLATEMAN for serious faggot control. It is used in extreme circumstances, such as when either a severe forkie is online, a pedophile is attempting to download CP on the VM, a skid is trying to do move his base of operations to the VM, or something along those lines. It is a fork of LoveEevee's Everything.exe. Some people are capable of bypassing it, although they are few and far between, and almost no forkie who's trying to do bad shit can get around it.

It is based on the source code of Everything.exe by LoveEevee (hence the name "Chocothing"), but unlike Everything.exe which only simply blocks a few programs and is extremely easy to bypass, Chocothing.exe cockblocks everything. Even simple, harmless things like Notepad or MS Paint have been completely blocked. It usually has holes to bypass it which are either patched in the latest versions or kept in as it's so obscure it doesn't even matter. Thanks to niggers stealing the script, there is now a shortcut to close it. (Does not apply to the Super Cockblock edition.)

Features!!!!

  • Cockblocks every program you can possibly think of. Seriously, try a program, any program.
  • Cockblocks almost all known Task/Process Managers.
  • Can be ran multiple times for extraordinary cockblocking.
  • Nignogs.
  • Makes any forkie extremely mad.

Flavours

Mild Cockblock

Mild Cockblock will allow the Start Menu and Explorer to be used. All web browsers, text editors, paint tools, etc however are still blocked. The Mild variant is bypassable, but very hard to do so unless you know the kill shortcut. Reserved for forkies, retards, niggers, or when the choc feels like being a goddamn forkie today.

Super Cockblock

Super Cockblock is reserved for emergencies (active pedophiles for example). This version has the kill shortcut removed, making it virtually impossible to bypass without vote resetting the VM. Everything has blocked; Explorer, all internet browsers, text editors, paint tools, games, etc. Even the Start Menu cannot be opened. All common tools are blocked, and everything pre-installed on the VM has been blocked as well.

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