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7/18/2018: Oh no! I used to always say that iPhones have cheap materials, but when I finally paid attention in science class, I realized that Aluminium and Steel aren't cheap materials. Oh well.
5/12/2019: Ah fuck! I was watching this video and thought it was "retarded" at first since I was trying to look for the smallest flaws in it to then make a whole rant about in the comments section, but then later on, the video taught me that even Android prices are getting expensive too! Now I can't call "rising prices" a iPhone-exclusive problem! Oh well, that sucks.
11/10/2020: Shit! I'm a Apple hater, but I can't blantantly criticize the Apple M1 chip unreasonably for it's "bad" performance because it isn't bad! In fact, it's so good that it's one of the most powerful chips in a desktop computer to date! Not like modern Macs ever had bad performance for that matter!
9/24/2021: Damn it! Fuck! I can't unfairly bash the iPhone 13 models for it's poor battery life, because it's battery has finally been fixed via software optimizations! Even worse, the iPhone 13 Pro Max can last up to 10 hours now, even though it doesn't even reach a 5000mah battery capacity, and beats Android phones with that amount of capacity anyways! I'm running out of stuff to use to make fun of Apple with!