User:Yellows111

THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF THE PERFECT SEXUAL ARCHETYPE HUMBAH FROM THE 2003 HIT SHOW BOOHBAH

IF YOU THINK ANY LESS OF THE PERFECTION OF THE CULT SHOW BOOHBAH THAT GOT MANY KIDS HIGH ON CRACK COCAINE AT A YOUNG AGE YOU ARE SUBHUMAN TRASH AND IN THE FAR FUTURE WHERE YOUR INFERIOR BODY GETS CARVED INTO A FINE SKELETAL FUTURE HUMAN TEMPLATE WITH ROBOTICS WITH UNDISCLOSED PURPOSE YOU WILL WITNESS A LIVE DEMONSTRATION OF HOW OTHER SPECIE THAT EXIST AROUND (AND LONG BEFORE) YOU HAVE OUTCLASSED YOUR HILARIOUSLY INADEQUATE "SPECIES" AS YOU WILL BE CASTED INTO NOTHING MORE THAN PATHETIC DUST, TO WHICH A NEARBY EXTRATERRESTIAL PERSON WILL HAVE ALREADY BLOWN TOWARD IT, THEREBY INVALIDATING YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES WHICH HAS EVOLVED FOR HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS

HE IS POWERED BY BOOHCRACK, IT IS HIS BLOOD AND HE THRIVES ON IT, IT IS INTEGRAL TO HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM AND IT STRUCTURED HIS BONES INTO THE INDIVIDUALLY PIECED MONSTROSITIES THEY ARE TODAY (THEY FEEL LIKE SOFT CONCRETE, TRUST ME I WAS AT A EXCAVATION MUSEUM SHOWCASING ANOTHER LIFEFORM THAT IS ALSO FUELED BY BOOHCRACK LIKE THIS MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN AS WELL, IT WAS GLORIOUS)

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