Vs Dave and Bambi
For the better and shorter description, see Autism.
"Vs Dave and Bambi" is a Friday Night Fuckshit mod that is ultra autism and its community is omega autism.
Meet the RETARDED Cast
THIS PERSON IS A RESPECTABLE BLACK INDIVIDUAL!
THIS PERSON IS OK I GUESS
IF YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH THIS PERSON OF AFRICAN DESCENT, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!!
- Dave (it is prohibited to say his full name) - a disabled faggot and his voice is some weird synth.
- Bambi (literally worshipped like a god MOREL LIEK AUITSM) - a 36 year old farmer who has a corn maze (which he stole from Zardy) and also breaks his phone all the time. What's funnier is that those "phones" are actually bricks, Dave paints them to look like phones. That means Bambi is mentally challenged.
- Tristan (no one cares) - Dave's adopted son. Yep, that's it.
- Expunged (stop fucking asking me if i want phone you dont have to repeat it several times shut the fuck up) - some supposedly powerful 3D entity that stole his look from an old Bambi sprite sheet. Also, his "true" form is black, therefore he's a nigger.
The RETARDED Community
As said before, it is omega autism (on average), we're not gonna talk about Golden Apple or anything of that sort.
It also holds a shit ton of logofags, gofags, and jawfuls in general.
The "Spam War" or the "Spambi War"
So basically, there was a "war" regarding the spammiest (and/or fastest) Bambi/Expunged fan-track (THEY WERE SO BAD THEY WERE RARELY EVEN FAN-SONGS).
You can probably tell "That Pizza Tower Fan" (replace "Fan" with "Fag") participated the most in it, meaning he has no life.
Dunno, check out this playlist (WARNING: RETARD MODE WILL LIKELY ACTIVATE ON CLICK!).
You'll probably get to hear one of these types:
- Ok instrumental, weird vocals (ex. HELLBREAKER)
- Fine instrumental, loud vocals (ex. Thearchy)
- Meh instrumental, EARRAPPING VOCALS (ex. Spamophobia, extreme reverb)
- FUCKING REPEATING EARRAPING VOCALS (ex. PIIRANGUD, the ""Bambi""'s vocals sound like some stock wood block hit sound effect repeated a shit ton of times)
- LONG ASS BEGINNING (ex. πΏΓ΅ππππππππππ, 44 SECONDS BEFORE THE """"VOCALS"""" START)
- Fine instrumental, ok vocals (cannot provide an example :troll)
- MADE BY A FUCKING JAWFUL
Those "fan-tracks" almost always have a fake BPM (like "BPM: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999", "BPM: 17824791297517295197259712795976219751792975012.1251251512316136", etc).
Also, most of these "tracks" have some (extremely) distorted retarded faggot (based on either Expunged (the faggot or retard)'s look or his true form (the nigger)) on their video. The very spammy ones have something like this:
You literally cant tell what's going on, even though those are literally just a shit ton of shapes mixed together in fucking Paint 3D.